Unless you live under a rock, you may’ve heard about Putin having burgers in his ass. Yep. He’s got autism, according to some sector of the Pentagon that gets paid to diagnose shit via T.V. Kinda like how I deduced I had Ebola just now. Via WebMD. ‘cause I coughed. Last week. (Insert obvi “Een Soviet Russia, Asperger’s has YOU” meme someone’s already done) Asperger’s is this form of autism.. Read More
Anchor can’t anchor himself as he inadvertently gets high on camera.
Ah, getting high on the job. It’s generally a pastime reserved for the acne speckled wake n’ bake professionals who man your local Taco Bell drive through. But even the most celebrated and respected T.V. reporters do it sometimes too. In fact, some of them even get paid to do it during work – while the cameras are rolling for an international audience. Like BBC reporter Quentin Sommerville (below). To.. Read More
Tips to spot a fake news story (before sharing it on Facebook)
Are you one of my friends who unwittingly shares fake news stories on Facebook? And feels mortified when you realize it obviously wasn’t true? You just didn’t read it carefully? (But a girl can try…) It’s okay. Shh… Shh…You’re not alone. I say this first because there are a lot of other idiots out there like you who don’t critically read. Second, you’re not alone because I’m mortified too –.. Read More
Chilean aliens chillin’ in the skies
So, science found a f’real UFO? Mhmmm…. Right after we disprove they did the pyramids, they come to get credit. Typical. Well, what’s in it the shiny saucer? Is the apocalypse finally happening? Have they made demands or taken prisoners of war yet? Are they going to eat my dog and make me watch to study human emotion? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves just yet. In the skies of.. Read More