Troll patrol: sharing bad opinions online could get you jailed soon.

Workaholics did a great episode not too long ago about a gamer troll antagonizing them. Being that it’s “Workaholics” we’re talking about, the hapless potheads all gathered together, impersonated a SWAT unit, and hunted down the house of the man who’d been shiz talking into his headphones at them. What they were going to do once they actually got there was about as planned out as any hash-brained idea would.. Read More

Can a Facebook quiz define you?

In the name of “research” I took a couple quizzes on Facebook. Definitely not because I was bored or distracted. Definitely for research. Definitely. On the first one, I had to stop halfway through. And by “halfway through”, I mean at the first question. The “how much of a good person are you?” quiz was particularly unfulfilling with its objective options. You can’t ask me “would I take a handicapped.. Read More

Cell-fish mindless dining.

I hate on my own phone a lot here on MissAshleyPants. Because it’s slowly trying to kill me. With a little help from my laptop, it’s ruined my eyes, deformed my posture, and many a day has turned to night unbeknownst to me during my hours spent on these contraptions. Also, I hate running with my phone – it’s like carrying one dumbbell wherever you go. And you know who.. Read More