I saw this great “ex-party girl” post today. And I’ll be damned if that shiz ain’t true. But let’s call a thing a thing here. Based off all the other Facebookers sharing this post (who also don’t launch chemical vessels of any sort down their sanguine highway anymore) this is really more of an ex-lush-n-drug post. I mean, party girls might tone down the stiletto height, up the fabric on.. Read More
The 10 New Year’s Eve Inebriation Commandments
Greetings my sweet, sloshed lambs. On this eve of 2015, as you cure the disease of sobriety in the company of friends, I won’t be joining you. However, as a seasoned and canonized veteran of the tradition, I’ve much wisdom to bestow. Thus, I’ve magnanimously constructed the following easy-to-follow commandments for after last call, so that you may get home safely and wake up alive in the morning (wishing you.. Read More
The party doesn’t start till I get home
So you want me to come to a party? For those of you who move past the stock excuses and decide to go out long enough to take snappies to convince yourself later you had an awesome time, there’s at least one excuse you have to come up with eventually: how to leave without anyone getting annoyed or butthurt. Ya know, I forget all that proper social etiquette because I.. Read More
Tag! Is 15 year old YOU in any of these snappies?
Hi there 🙂 If you were linked to this, you probably have that same “Oh shit… How bad did I look?” feeling we all had a million years ago when we finally got back a pack of party pics from the weekend. This was when you’d have to wait at least an hour to see if a “retake” was needed, had to buy a whole new roll of film to.. Read More
You Can Ring My Ball…
Okay, we need to settle this once and for all. Is it “Bringing” in the New Year? Or “Ringing” it in? I have a theory: A series of dingbats somewhere, long ago, were put in charge of making New Year’s a huge televised spectacle. One of them was supposed to construct a giant bell, so that it would be a literal “ringing in” of the new annual cycle. However, there.. Read More