I’ve been putting off sharing this shitty update for a few days. Because: pride. (Get it? Lion? Pride? Eh? Eh?! Moving on.) I’ve wanted to get into this PTA (physical therapist assistant) program for a bit now. Ya know, so I can play magical messiah, lay hands on people, and have them cry and shake and bow before me (‘cause that’s totally what it’s like). Back here in reality, I.. Read More
Applying for a new life.
So, I’m in the midst of applying to get into a PTA program. (That’s “Physical Therapist Assistant” – like a therapist without the grandiose title of “Dr.”) I think I mentioned in an earlier article I might be doing this – and also worried that if I did, I’d lose my artsy, writer-y, creative side. Honestly, I thought (because of that fear) that it was going to end up another.. Read More
PTA parents fail at revenge crime against fellow member
I loved Cameron Diaz in “Bad Teacher”. But my favorite part wasn’t Justin’s dry-hump jean-jizz scene. Nor was it the sexy car wash (though it comes in a close second and I’ll be damned if her body doesn’t remind me I need to go workout ASAP everytime I see it). Nay, it was none of these – but the part that speaks to my heart is when she exacts revenge.. Read More