A love bite is always fun. Ya know. Those little mid make-out sesh lip nibbles to let your partner know this isn’t gonna be your run of the mill vanilla evenings. Not tonight. No, sir. You spent the afternoon at your local run down MVC Late Night – the one with the dying blinking neon lights that they haven’t bothered to repair in four years. You’re ready to take this.. Read More
My anaconda don’t want none…
“Take it. Take it all.” Said the filmmaker (not really, but probably in his mind) to an anaconda, before cocooning himself (whole body, not just his dangle as the misleading quote that never happened suggests) up and being swallowed alive by him. While the event hasn’t happened yet, filmmaker Paul Rosolie does indeed intend to do exactly that. And then he’ll share the video footage in a month. And just.. Read More
Decapitated head exacts revenge
And now for a real life story about a severed snake-head who came back to life… …to kill the man… … who killed him. That’s right. It’d been guillotined and garbage-tossed for a full twenty minutes before the bodyless serpent launch outta the litter to annihilate the chef who went Queen of Hearts on his ass while trying to make snake soup. Well, Elle, it MIGHT have been cool if.. Read More
Quetzalcoatl decoded
Yesterday, as I was trying in vain to manifest a literary masterpiece, a pterodactyl flew by. Actually, it was an eagle. But the eagle was carrying a snake. So that’s cool. Mofo was so massive in wingspan that it blocked out the sun. For a second, I was sure we were having a solar eclipse. It was a pretty amazing sight – so much so that in my selfish relishing.. Read More