I was ultra bummed the second he said it: “Oh, by the way, it’s in a residence – just so you know.” A residence? No. Thank you. Maybe if I wasn’t scheduling to come into a business, take my clothes off my body, and lay in a pod of water for two hours, I’d be fine. For some reason, I was so much more okay with that concept during my.. Read More
Fired up over water
I drink a lot of water – but not enough, apparently. (^Good indication you’re either drinking enough water or too much coffee.) Truth is, if I had enough money, I’d probably get in the suggested three liters a day because I’d either buy out the Aquafina in the store (and be one of those parasites of the earth contributing to more of the plastic problem) or buy a reverse osmosis.. Read More
Pyramids built by blood, sweat, and… lube?
Holy Annunaki, Batman… the giant pyramids weren’t made by aliens? As fun as it is to pretend some almond-eyed creatures from The Fourth Kind were responsible for descending outta a wormhole in the sky and into the era of King Tut to erect majestic pyramids, we always knew there had to be another way. (Right, guys? We knew that? Guys?) Whatever your beliefs, hopefully most of us have been trying.. Read More
New Favorite Animal: Immortal Zombie Water Bears
Remember when you were a kid, and people would ask you sophomoric questions to perpetuate your egotistical “I, Me, It’s-my-world-you’re-just-living-in-it” mindset, like, “What’s your favorite animal? And what’s your least favorite animal?” Well, while I can still confidently say I love dogs best and loathe spiders most , the scientist in me has come around to greatly respecting at least one animal out there that has eight legs and goes.. Read More