Me: Put out food bowl for Minnie. Her: Looks at it, then me, then turns up nose, and lays down. Me: Put away bowl and make myself cup of soup 5 minutes later. Her: Looks frantically for food bowl like she’s Oliver Twist and I’m a horrible and neglectful owner. My Soup: Gets cold as I reheat up her dog food. Furry daughters always come first – even when they’re.. Read More
Rescue Dog Saves Owner
And now, for an entry on an entry: “Dog Saves Woman From Violent Sexual Assault”, reads the headline. To my delight, it’s about a rescue dog who (as one commenter points out), “Rescues her (his owner) right back” after she nearly get’s Bundy’d by some dude hiding in the bushes. Firstly: Good call on the Pretty Woman reference, but (secondly) as cute as this story is, don’t they say, the.. Read More
“Just Kidding” = Joke Suicide
It’s so rare that I come across a blogger, youtuber, or anyone on the net in general who can make me laugh. It takes a certain kind of scathing humor. So when I came across Mr. Adam Buckley, I couldn’t help but laugh, sift through our common hatred of current “music”, and eventually learn that I’m not the only one who gets livid when others can’t “take a joke”: Much.. Read More
Batman teaching math memes….
Long after high school is over, I still enjoy these mathematical mind teasers I see on the net. Sometimes I get it wrong, get sheepish about it, and have to look up the answer. In case you’re like me and have “Durrrr” moments over ridiculously easy ones like these: So… for funsies… here’s the rundown. I mean, who knows, maybe you’re one of my friends continuing their education later on.. Read More
New Favorite Animal: Immortal Zombie Water Bears
Remember when you were a kid, and people would ask you sophomoric questions to perpetuate your egotistical “I, Me, It’s-my-world-you’re-just-living-in-it” mindset, like, “What’s your favorite animal? And what’s your least favorite animal?” Well, while I can still confidently say I love dogs best and loathe spiders most , the scientist in me has come around to greatly respecting at least one animal out there that has eight legs and goes.. Read More
Excessive Farce
REMEMBER KELLY THOMAS? He was this poor dude with a mental disorder, down on his luck, without a job, homeless, etc. If you get depressed easily, don’t look it up, but if you do, I’ll give you the short and skinny so you don’t have to: He was beaten to death by cops… like…. super beaten. All those “hard to break” bones in his face and stuff – they broke… Read More
Flying Spiders: Rio De Jjjyeah-never!
A wise man once said: Chyyeaa. This is what your iconic gods think about your and your thankfulness. I present you with…. Brazilian flying spiders: All aboard the nope train! xoxo
Open Letter To Fellow Facebook Friends
I just have one question… *ahem* What’s Facebook invites doing in this inbox when I told you: “No Facebook game requests… EVER?!” I post and I post ’till I’m half-dead, and I hear people saying, “She should join Bubble Safari” or “Come hear my shitty band sound like a cat giving birth to a bowling ball.” And what do I get?! A “FRIEND”… who cares as much about the well.. Read More
Like an Al Pacino movie without any yelling
Quick! Name one Pacino flick where he doesn’t shout at all (and no opening another browser tab, window, or your phone to cheat either). Such is actually the premise for one of my go to statements regarding ridiculous plans or concepts that make no sense to me. For instance, someone recently mentioned a future gathering (I think it was to be a work party at which there would be no.. Read More
Dulcet Darwinian Duels
Warning – this may be boring if you slept through your evolution lecture – but I rather enjoyed this post: But, you know me. Or maybe you don’t – so I’ll remind you that I have to ruin everything remotely enjoyable via over-thinking, endless “what ifs”, and internal interrogations. Thus, upon reading it, I immediately found the potential flaws in the experiment, and asked myself: But what if the thumb.. Read More