On today’s episode of Retro Tweets, I interact with mildly famous Twitter accounts (that is what that blue check means, no?) manned by admins I don’t know:
@WhatTheFFacts Did Simon and Garfunkel sue him?
— ashley (@Ashley_Olds) February 2, 2014
(The only musical duo that didn’t bore me when they did the whole track to a movie)
“@Discovery: All clams are born as males, but can later turn into a female.” if I could do the opposite, I'd be as happy as a clam.
— ashley (@Ashley_Olds) January 23, 2014
Also, that sounds like the plot to Splice.
Do they rape other clams at the end and fly away?
Did I forget to say spoiler alert there?
Does anyone else think Adrien Brody is terribly sexy even at his skinniest?
Moving on.
“@Ashley_Olds: @sutterink Was "landlord" Wendy-code for "dealer"?”
No it was Wendy code for landlord.
— kurt sutter (@sutterink) January 22, 2014
Ah, yes. Sons of Anarchy creator is definitely not an alien admin. I totally like him and dig that show he makes.
Kind of like when Gemma digs a meat-fork into Tara’s occipital lobe while drowning her in the kitchen sink.
Spoiler al- Oh, hell. I really need to work on this.
I’ll try harder. Promise.
Stay tuned for the next episode – where we discuss more tweets I have yet to manifest with my mind.