I never wanted kids. I wasn’t that five year old with the doll baby, wanting to nurture and care for a bald rubber creature. In fact, when I got them, I always wanted to go refund them for the slutty barbies. While I’ve written about this before, I feel like the self-questioning about “do I really never want a family?” arises around the holidays. Because that’s when you see families.. Read More
Church of superstitious: Is OCD any diff than wood-knocking?
“Stop it. STOP IT. STOP THAT. STOP DOING THAT!!!!1” This is the internal monologue I have to consciously fight from vocalizing as a family member to three obsessive compulsive disorder sufferers. And it’s pretty bad when I – a crazy person myself – get this vexed by someone else’s psychosis. But, I suppose, that’s the reason itself: one can only observe too much Nicholson a la “Good As It Gets”.. Read More
Cringeworthy Creepers.
They say that pain shared is pain halved. But shame shared? That’s hilarious. That’s why this grab-your-popcorn style fun story of Ariana Grande’s 29-year-old “stalker” (quotes because all he’s really doing is sending her random gifts and is probably harmless) didn’t end with the things homeboy bought her. Like a three piece hanging mirror set. Eight yankee candles. A cheap necklace. Kitten calendars. A rock from one of his travels….?.. Read More
Nutty mother brings snatch shaped cookies to second graders
Oh, now this is just good fun. So, a mom walks into a second grade classroom-… (This sounds like it’s gonna be a bad joke, and I wish it were only that.) And she hands the teacher a plate of cookies, saying she thought she could “educate them on the vagina”. To teacher’s shock and awe, she looks down to see a variety of vaj genres – there’s everything from.. Read More