“There’s a trail that way – I run it all the time,” I told the cop, while gesturing left. “It goes all the way into the park.” The cop nodded, without even glancing toward where I was pointing. I suppose that’s just ’cause I looked like the type of person who’d stab him in the jugular the second he broke eye contact. Can’t blame the bastard. It was early afternoon.. Read More
Are you even reading the shiz you share online?
In between the feel-good crap I like to post, I also keep on local current events. Especially when it’s a kidnapping that’s happened in my childhood neighborhood. Actually, there wasn’t a kidnapping – it was a mistaken event some kindly neighbor witnessed including a dude shoving a girl into a car. I didn’t learn anything about it until after it’d been clarified this was a visual misunderstanding from the observing.. Read More
Go Pro-lice State
“FILM da police!” This excellent song came about as a twist on the “EFF da PO-lice!” phrase wrought out of the general mistrust of all boys in blue because of a few rotten apples. You may have read my stuff before and understand that my outlook is not that all of them are bad. I look at the law the way the law looks at me – innocent until proven.. Read More
Signs of the Zuckpocalypse
It was a dark and foreboding morning. Rain gently began to fall. But the battleship grey skies above us weren’t even a sufficiently ominous backdrop for what to was transpire next. As the hardworking nine to fivers shuffled mindlessly from their homes in time to sit in the drive through while awaiting their morning adrenaline needle to the heart in the form of a steaming Venti elixir, they reached for.. Read More
Excessive Farce
REMEMBER KELLY THOMAS? He was this poor dude with a mental disorder, down on his luck, without a job, homeless, etc. If you get depressed easily, don’t look it up, but if you do, I’ll give you the short and skinny so you don’t have to: He was beaten to death by cops… like…. super beaten. All those “hard to break” bones in his face and stuff – they broke… Read More