You know that feeling you get at the end of a pizza slice? Where you jettison the end bit with the burnt crust to the edge of your plate? And you feel all good about yourself because that’s like at least 500 calories (out of the 10,000 you just wolfed down) that you didn’t consume? Well, don’t get too comfortable with this ritualistic delusion of possessing will power for long… Read More
5 tips to nix binge eating
“I guess I’ll just go eat my feelings now.” It’s a common catchphrase you’ll hear me jokingly say. And a common jest for many others too. Using food to deal with feels. But what do you think of when you hear “eating disorder”? A Youtube montage of sad, skeletal waifs set to Sia’s “Breathe Me”? Meant to be a deterrent, but really acting as more of motivation for aspiring anorexics?.. Read More
Wait… cashews are poisonous?
Wait, wait, WAIT a second. Because I just found out… cashews don’t grow in shells?! Yes, that’s right. But that’s not all. Not only do they fail to enter this world as delectably crunchy oyster pearls like the rest of their cohort group, but you might get dead (or just super sick) if you try to nom ‘em in their natch state. You see, they’re born in these tumorous necrotic-finger.. Read More
I superfail at lazy days
I said I was gonna do it. And glob-damn if I didn’t try my hardest. But it was a failed venture. I just… don’t get it. I used to be so good at these. The “lazy, fat, days”. The routine was simple in the old days when my sanguine traffic flow was consistently polluted with pharmaceuticals and I ate processed canned crap. I’d get up, ply the lipped fissure in.. Read More
Nature facts: Chick chimps are hungry whores paid by mugger males
My Twit-feed often asks us the more relevant life-questions: How do we transcend low vibrational consciousness? Can we save the planet? Which hole will a chick chimp fill first when she’s hungry and her homeboy’s horny? What happens when male chimps seek sex but females are more interested in food? http://t.co/9lfz4ffj1D — National Geographic (@NatGeo) April 16, 2015 Ah, yes. This was the transcendent aha moment I’d been seeking all.. Read More