I might have to renege on a recent post suggestion I made. Remember the floating oak worms? And how I made this long, drawn out emotional appeal to save them and carry them over to some foliage so that they can finish feasting and eventually metamorphosis into angelic, fluttering beauty? Well, I didn’t think that through. ‘cause if this shiz below is what we’ve all got to look forward to,.. Read More
5 albums that don’t blow. All the way through.
Don’t you miss those albums where all the artist’s songs were good? Like, you could just tell they tried their hardest to pour their heart into every last track before shoving it out into the world? Lately, it feels like most of my former faves’ll produce a few gems (assuming they wrote them at all) and then simply shit into the rest of the record’s empty track gaps. And while.. Read More
Zella Day vs. Del Rey: can we even compare them?
Can anyone tell me why I’m just now discovering Zella Day? Oh, wait – you didn’t know who she was either? Until just now when I said her name? No worries, we’ll explore this gorgeous up and coming artist together. Because I literally just heard and saw her music video “Hypnotize” this morning. Technically, I think I heard it in a commercial or something before seeing the vid on Youtube.. Read More
Is this the real reason Sia hides her mug?
After falling in love with Sia all over again (see: Elastic Heart), I couldn’t help but feel that familiar judgment twinge when I heard one of the tunes on her newest CD recently. Yes, I’m late to the game. But the first time I got an auditory gander at the whole shebang was in my car. Only the CD player works, so a friend and I were flipping through the.. Read More
Do we really hate pop music? Or the people singing it?
Think of a pop star you hate. Mmmkay, now: what do you hate about them? Their music? Or the fact that they piss in cleaning bucket? (To be fair, I think he really, really had to go – seeing as he clearly is shitting his pants simultaneously) This Sourcefed quick n dirty experiment I just watched aimed to find out exactly that – by playing a bit o’ Bieber for.. Read More
This mashup mocking country…. made me like country.
I always hated county music. Until I got to college. That was when I had my first experience with a southern guy (no, not like that) who wasn’t a traditional cowboy (actually Italian) – but loved country. I liked him at first because he was hot, but then I liked him because he was funny and a joy to be around. We became friends. So, when I found myself repeatedly.. Read More